Our illustrious leader has demanded a resolution in Northern Island within 48 hours. So why on earth did he come home? Why didn't he stay there to help??
At last, we have reached 2010. Alas there is no John Lithgow laden space craft headed towards Jupiter to ignite a second sun, nor are there any flying cars. (Not when I'm not smoking something that is...)
As far as the new year goes, I have resolved to be a better person. To be more studious in my updates, to keep on top of work assignments etc. Maybe even to update this comic once in a while.
If you continue reading beyond this point, then you clearly have far too much time on your hands and need to leave your house and go out into the big wide world to get a girlfriend. Or a boyfriend for that matter, after all we are (or are supposed to be) living in a non-biased society where personal lifestyle choices are not an issue. Of course, this is assuming that you are a male; you could be a girl - in which case it would be perfectly natural to have a boyfriend. Or girlfriend for that matter... but I digress.
